i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
imagine if a college grad were “too friendly to be released back to the wild”.
how shameful that would be.
get a job, pudding.